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    July, 2006

    等我有了钱

     等我有钱了,我开公司开两间,一间我当老板,一间我当员工,我想炒老板就炒老板,想炒员工就炒员工。
        等我有钱了,我买车买两部,一部出租车,一部公交车,我想坐出租就坐出租,想坐公交就坐公交。
        等我有钱了,我买房子买两栋,一栋自己住,一栋串门,我想呆家里就呆家里,想串门就串门。
        等我有钱了,我装修厕所就装修两间,一间男厕所,一间女厕所,我想上男厕所就上男厕所,想上女厕所就上女厕所。
        等我有钱了,我大钱交给老公搞计划经济,小钱留兜里搞市场经济,我想实行社会主义就实行社会主义,想实行资本主义就实行资本主义。
        等我有钱了,我搞论坛搞两个,一个自己当斑竹,一个别人当斑竹,我想删贴子就删贴子,想骂斑竹就骂斑竹。
        等我有钱了,我开网站开两个,一个叫找不到服务器,一个叫网络太忙,我叫你找不到服务器就找不到服务器,我叫你网络太忙就网络太忙。
        等我有钱了,我买键盘买两张,一张打字,一张脚底按摩,我想打字就打字,想按摩就按摩。
        等我有钱了,我买书买两本,一本搁卧室,一本放卫生间,我想睡觉看就睡觉看,想拉史看就拉史看。
        等我有钱了,我点水煮活鱼点两条,我吃一条,养一条。
        等我有钱了,我偏打乒乓球不打高尔夫,我偏穿唐装不穿西装,我偏吃胡萝卜不吃西洋叁。
        等我有钱了,别人打电话打到我座机,我用手机回过去,别人打我手机,我按掉再回过去。
        等我有钱了,我白天上网当愤青,晚上泡吧扮小资,我想当左派就当左派,想当右派就当右派。
        等我有钱了,我白天到街上当乞丐,有人给我鞠躬我就给他发钞票,我晚上到酒楼卖艺,谁听完我一整首二胡我就给谁钞票。
     

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    Picture of Anonymous
    舒华 wrote:
    有钱,花,花,花。
    Aug. 1
    Picture of Anonymous
    舒华 wrote:
    千金散尽还复来
    Aug. 1
    Joy wangwrote:
    等你有了钱,干完这些事,也没钱了~~
    July 29

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